If you've been reading the previous entries in this blog, you might, like me, have noticed a disturbing new trend in British TV: there's been a definite increase in the amount of crap on TV. And I don't mean that in a metaphorical sense, I mean actual crap--the brown, smelly, stuff that comes out of your bottom.
I'm not sure why there's so much shit on television. It would seem that as we start the 21st Century, TV viewers are actually regressing to some sort of retarded anal phase. Here's a short list of some copraphilic shows that have found their way onto mainstream TV. Feel free to add any you can think of, as I'm sure there are more:
You Are What You Eat
in which Gillian McKeith inspects punters' turds.
Little Miss Nicky
in which a reality TV punter does unpleasant jobs, usually involving turds.
Little Britain
in which 'Anne' gives some children a picture made by smearing a turd on a canvas.
Colin and Justin on the Estate
in which C&J get all upset about pigeon turds (see entry below)
Glade Touch N Spray commercial
in which a small child bemoans the scent of his own turd (didn't we used to avoid actually mentioning excrement in bathroom product ads?)
[amusingly, the spell check suggested 'Colon & Justin']
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